May 2013
1 post
April 2013
6 posts
titytwochainz:
My biggest problem with US education is they don’t teach us things we need to know. I shouldn’t be a grown man before I know anything about credit or taxes.
I know the goddamn quadratic equation, but I couldn’t tell you anything about a credit score. That’s dumb as hell.
March 2013
7 posts
February 2013
18 posts
fourofthem:
oscar night. the stars are gathered in the theatre, abuzz with anticipation. suddenly, the lights go out. a chandelier falls.
phantom of the leonardo dicaprio.
January 2013
12 posts
Janitor: FROM THE WINDOWS... TO THE WALLS...Cleaning up the bathroom stalls. Till my mop wets all these halls, all you bitches fall.
birdbrainblue:
mixedbyziggy:
I abhor people who say that those who use curse words don’t have an extensive vocabulary
That is unequivocally the most asinine statement I’ve heard, and I’m fucking offended by your fatuous attempts to attack my intelligence based on my parlance
You rude piece of shit
#go forth and fornicate with thyself heathen
catswithbenefits:
im that .1% germ that sticks around after the hand sanitizer
December 2012
62 posts
i like how on my birthday i get presents and money
i get paid for being born
i get paid
for living
it’s like being Kim Kardashian for a day
