titytwochainz: My biggest problem with US education is they don’t teach us things we need to know. I shouldn’t be a grown man before I know anything about credit or taxes. I know the goddamn quadratic equation, but I couldn’t tell you anything about a credit score. That’s dumb as hell.
fourofthem: oscar night. the stars are gathered in the theatre, abuzz with anticipation. suddenly, the lights go out. a chandelier falls. phantom of the leonardo dicaprio.
Janitor: FROM THE WINDOWS... TO THE WALLS...Cleaning up the bathroom stalls. Till my mop wets all these halls, all you bitches fall.
birdbrainblue: mixedbyziggy: I abhor people who say that those who use curse words don’t have an extensive vocabulary That is unequivocally the most asinine statement I’ve heard, and I’m fucking offended by your fatuous attempts to attack my intelligence based on my parlance You rude piece of shit #go forth and fornicate with thyself heathen
catswithbenefits: im that .1% germ that sticks around after the hand sanitizer
i like how on my birthday i get presents and money i get paid for being born i get paid for living it’s like being Kim Kardashian for a day